If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
Like a good neighbor, I do not care
i hate when people ask me “where do you see yourself in ___ years?” i’m a confused mess, i don’t even know what i’m doing in life at this point
who would name their kid zoey 101
Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name
why would her room number be zoey